lameust:

blissrose:

Do you ever just get a random burst of motivation to clean your room, write a novel, paint a masterpiece or read a book at like 3am

 

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mydollyaviana:

"Oh I hope you had nice dreams."

I love Giselle :)

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spoopy-in-sherlocks-tardis:

This is “The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said”. There are funny quotes, sad quotes, thoughtful quotes and basically just a lot of quotes. And every single person

EVERY

SINGLE

PERSON

who reblogs this will get a random quote in their askbox!

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mishasminions:

truthinducks:

userbar:

wtf omg

What a journey.

SUCH IS LIFE

mishasminions:

truthinducks:

userbar:

wtf omg

What a journey.

SUCH IS LIFE

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jessehimself:

It’s an old custom in the United Kingdom that when a visitor sees a money tree, he wedges in his own spare change. When you hammer in your coin, you make a wish. These trees are literally covered in the wishes of strangers. Most of the money trees are in Cumbria in West England and Portmeirion, along the Afon Glaslyn River in Wales. The tradition goes back to 18th century Scotland when florins were hammered into trees with a prayer to take away sickness.

text provided by http://www.wimp.com/oldtree/

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situpsandfruitcups:

Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess

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ultrafacts:

Sources: 1 2 3 4+4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts daily.

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So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

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