setavulos:

pitbulled:

impactings:

Hey tumblr! Did you know that if you suffer from depression / anxiety or any other mental illness, you can register your dog as an emotional support animal, making it illegal for a landlord to refuse to rent to you? That’s right. No breed restrictions, no weight restrictions, no matter what, they are not allowed to refuse.

This includes cats, rabbits, birds, guinea pigs, etc.!! Go here to register your pet as an ESA :~) 

Note: It costs $65 to do this.

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weareallmedie:

scumfolk:

The liquor one killed me

the con artist was the one that got me. I wish I could’ve seen the look on the vet’s face when they figured it out.

(Source: vicious-seamonkey)

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captainshroom:

hannibaldelecterble:

for some reason nobody talks about the buttchairs at my uni

i think we should definitely talk about the buttchairs at your uni

captainshroom:

hannibaldelecterble:

for some reason nobody talks about the buttchairs at my uni

i think we should definitely talk about the buttchairs at your uni

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mishasminions:

DEMON DEAN SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT

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It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America.

Violet Rose (via c-icatrix)

This is one of my favorite quotes about sexualization/objectification vs autonomy of female bodies bc it’s so succinct

(via platonicsbeforeerotics)

(Source: screamingfemale)

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fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

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westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

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chatterboxrose:

dallonsmiles:

ryansgayliner:

the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC

A+ handling of the situation

Lest us forget that their opening band is also owning: 

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